My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
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I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
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Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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