Nicole vs. Life
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
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Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
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Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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