Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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