The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
i will never coherently bang her
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
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I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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