i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
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don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
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You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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