Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
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You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
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The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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