Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
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Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
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My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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