It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
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i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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