whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
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We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
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We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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