i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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