I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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