So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
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i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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