why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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