even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
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You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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