Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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