bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
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I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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