So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
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woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
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Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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