Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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