It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i wish my penis had a tongue
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
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i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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