Do you still have your period?
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
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Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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