I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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