I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
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I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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