I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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