i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
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Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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