How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
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Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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