Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
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is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
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She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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