Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
why do cheetos always look like penises
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
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He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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