If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
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He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
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I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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