I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
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He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
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Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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