I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
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Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I'm at about main and main street
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I AM VODKA MAN
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
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I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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