Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
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Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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