THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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