What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
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For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
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Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
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