im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
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Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
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I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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