Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
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ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
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You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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