yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
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I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
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Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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