your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
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Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
My vagina just recognized that song.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
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I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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