I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
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Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
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Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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