summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
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He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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