Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
a search helicopter?!
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I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
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HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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