I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
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He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
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There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize