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Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
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Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
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Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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