he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
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I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
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The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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