: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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