STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
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i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
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Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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