I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
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How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
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Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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