If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
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lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
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Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Pooping to opera.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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