Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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