i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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