the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
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We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
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Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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