I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
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I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I just had sex on a roof
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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