Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
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I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
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Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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