Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
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sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
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I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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